KRAMER: Well, I didn't catch his name, but then he went running into the park. Jerry refuses but Kramer nonetheless tells Frankie that Jerry sold him the van, uses it to launch an anti-postal campaign, and loans it to George's parents. The "car" Jerry gets is a van and not the Saab he'd hoped for. Talk to you later. George's parents make up excuses to cut him short on his weekly phone call and leave the house when he visits. GEORGE: Just dropped in for a visit. Let's be really... bad. KRAMER: Oh, that's it. GEORGE: (seeing Jerry's van shaking) What is that? Frank Merman. (Heraldic harp sounds as Elaine looks at Jack's face), [George at his Apartment calling his folks]. This time the guys discussed “The Junk Mail”, which first aired October 30, 1997 as part of season nine. I gotta be honest with you: you make a pretty strong case. It-it was a mistake. I've had it with these jackbooted thugs! Kramer ignores Newman's warnings, and is abducted. JERRY: But this is what you've always wanted. GEORGE: (seeing his parents being intimate) Oh, my god! OK, so... 'For sale. George demands to know what's going on with his parents; they tell him they are cutting him loose. The postmaster general? Wasn't Fragile Frankie the one that used to run into the woods every time he got upset? Get in! KRAMER: Well, not anymore. Vinnie & Matt discuss "The Junk Mail", the fifth episode of season nine, as well as...the Costanza family tree, Three Days of the Condor, and the nocturnal dirt people. GEORGE: (holding a magazine cover) Mira Sorvino. George is gettin' suspicious. You, and Puddy, and this new guy, in a big pot of love stew. Oh, my God! 'What do I have to do to put you in this van today?'. Who is this guy? He realizes that Elaine's "love at first sight" experience is actually her remembering this commercial. FRANKIE: (in the van with Jerry) Nice captain's chairs, huh? Watch Seinfeld: Season 9 The Junk Mail on DIRECTV Jerry, promised a vehicle as payment for a performance, winds up getting a van instead of a car; Elaine meets a new man; Kramer has no need for mail. Jerry takes out a classified ad to sell the van. But it says right here, 'interesting trades considered'. JERRY: Hey, you know what? I've been saving them up here in your apartment. Kramer uses the van in his campaign against mail. "The Merv Griffin Show" is the 162nd episode of the NBC sitcom Seinfeld. Mail is evil. George pops in on his parents and reminds his parents that they didn't call him back, but they have to leave right away. George isn't ready for abandonment; he plans to date his cousin Rhisa as a means of getting his parents involved in his life. Jerry searches Central Park for Frankie, who has gone to dig a hole and sit in it. Kramer's efforts to stop junk mail jeopardise Newman. That makes eight this month. Yeah. KRAMER: Because we're blind to their tyranny. POSTMASTER GENERAL: (receiving a salute from Kramer) Now, that's better. ELAINE: Okay, Jack. KRAMER: No. No woods. FRANKIE: Oh, there's a spot. Find all the best video clips for "The Junk Mail - Seinfeld [S09E05]" at getyarn.io Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. KRAMER: I know, I'm gonna switch the bucket to something else. It's beautiful. FRANKIE: Come on. Seincast 180 - The Finale, Part 2. If you need to find specific Seinfeld script information, you’ve come to … GEORGE: I know it may sound shocking. WOMAN: Why does this dummy have a bucket on its head? As long as I stop getting mail! GEORGE: (at dinner with his cousin) Some more merlot? JACK: (dancing around) I'm the Wiz! Source: directory.libsyn.com Seinfeld TV sitcom comedy 90s NBC NYC jerry seinfeld julia louis dreyfus jason alexander michael richards cosmo kramer george costanza elaine benes The Junk Mail This is Jack. More catalogs! We love you like a son, but even parents have limits. 5/14/2018. It was the fifth episode of the ninth and final season. I never liked that guy. FRANKIE: Is this, uh, Jerry Seinfeld's van? It was the fifth episode of the ninth and final season. GEORGE: She's leaving me dirty messages on my answering machine. Find movie and film cast and crew information for Seinfeld : The Junk Mail (1997) - Andy Ackerman, Tom Cherones on AllMovie The episode aired on October 30, 1997. JACK: Excuse me, can I borrow your ketchup? GEORGE: I can't. JERRY: (taking a catalog) Can I have one? I hate it. Now I demand to know what's going on! Hoochie mama! She... thinks we have a real future together. Elaine meets a man at the coffee shop whose charm seems too good to be true. JERRY: So, this is beautiful. It was the fifth episode of the ninth and final season. Jerry searches Central Park for Frankie, who has gone to dig a hole and sit in it. JERRY: Hey, how's the anti-mail campaign going? – Lytt til Seincast 161 - The Junk Mail fra Seincast: A Seinfeld Podcast direkte på mobilen din, surfetavlen eller nettleseren - ingen nedlastinger nødvendig. Kramer is captured and enlightened by the Postmaster General Henry Atkins (played by Wilford Brimley, with the scene a parody of his role in the climactic scene of Absence of Malice). Again. Please. JERRY: No, the engine clotted. GEORGE: You remember my cousin Rhisa? JERRY: Frankie! PUDDY: You dumped me for some idiotic TV pitchman. They gave me a new car for thirty minutes of 'So, who's from out of town?'. The episode was directed by Kevin S. Bright with a teleplay written by series creators Marta Kauffman and David Crane. GEORGE: One little wink. Here is your resource for finding exact quotes, script information, and episode play-by-plays. See ya later. Think she'd go out with me? It's not much, but it has a certain type of quiet dignity. There's my Chinese food, I gotta run. This is Fragile Frankie Merman. Jerry's childhood friend Frankie Merman gets Jerry a new van as a thank you for a show he did for Frankie's car dealership. He traded it to me for some Hollywood memorabilia. I'm the Wiz again. I'm not gonna be pressured. GEORGE: After dark? Frankie advises Jerry that he must sell the van after seeing what they saw, to which Jerry agrees. Once confronted with this, Elaine wants Puddy back, but he rejects her. FRANK: (reclining the seats in the van to a bed) Hey, look at this. An army of men in wool pants running through the neighborhood handing out pottery catalogs, door to door. Heh heh. 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